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Red RHAT says servers hacked

They were?

Weren’t they Linux systems?

That supposedly unbreachable system?

To compound it all, the intruders gained access to systems used to sign Fedora packages.

How titillating!

How does that old adage go again? Something about people, glass house, and stones?

Heal yourself, Red Rodent, before trying to mouth off!

Red RHAT gives up on desktop Linux! Film at 11!

Really, though, who didn't see this coming?

Who?

The unwashed mob that is known as freetards collectively by the rest of the human race (and affectionately as the Linux-heads by the open source proletariat), really, truly, wanted this to work.

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